I turned 32 last week. I was thinking

I turned 32 last week. I was thinking about it, and here’s how I’d rank the stages of my life so far, from best to worst:

1. Early 20s;
2. College;
3. Early 30s;
4. Childhood;
5. Late 20s;
6. Adolescence; and
7. Pre-adolescence.

When you’re a kid, everybody tells you that you might think that being an adult is awesome because you can do whatever you want, but when you become an adult, you’ll realize that adults have all these responsibilities and have to work really hard.

They’re lying, though, because being an adult is awesome because you can do whatever you want.