Crap, I forgot to post anything today. So here’s a fun message I got on OK Cupid:

Your profile caught my eye and I just wanted to drop you a short note.

I’m a big believer in honesty and directness, so even if it risks offending, I’ll be straight-up: I’m looking for an adventurous woman who wants to explore her submissive side. I’ve been in the sexclub scene, so if thats something you’re interested in, feel free to ask about it.

I’m pretty busy with work, but will find time if you will. Hit me up- I guarantee you won’t regret it.

The nerve! I AM SO OBVIOUSLY A DOM!!!