What is something you wish you knew how to do?
So many things, but the first that comes to mind is I wish I knew how to make a shitload of money. Just a waterfall of continuous money. A giant Scrooge pit of money. Really ugly money, inappropriate money, fuck you money. That kind of money that makes its own money, that only rich people have. Total freedom money.
Then I could own 100% of my time, every last measly second, and I could spend my whole life doing all the many things I want to do and not one goddamn thing else ever — hanging out with Edith, writing, reading, traveling everywhere, learning how to speak every language and to play the piano, helping women get abortions. You know, all the normal stuff we’d all do with our time.
I realize this is a bit of an “I wish for infinite wishes” answer but it was the first thing that came to mind.