Interview a fictional character.
Me: “Hi, Elizabeth Bennet.”
Elizabeth Bennet: “Hello.”
Me: “Which is your favorite Housewife franchise?”
EB: “I do not understand the question.”
Me: “Right. Bye, Elizabeth Bennet.”
Remember what I said last Sunday about how Sundays are for phoning things in? Sooooooo tiiiiiired. Thank god I go back to work tomorrow and can get some down time in.