This morning I made biscuits (from a can obviously) and gave one to Edith.
She squeezed and sniffed it and then placed it on one of her books and carefully and intentionally sat on it.
“Edith!” I said. “Don’t sit on your biscuit!”
I moved it a little distance and she looked at me dubiously and then shrugged and went and sat on it again.
We did this a few times. I wouldn’t have thought it, but I guess if you have an Edith-sized butt biscuits DO kind of look like things to sit on. So toddlers teach us to see everything in new ways.