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Category Archives: Fables For Adults

The Young Woman With the Green Neck Ribbon

Once upon a time, there was a young woman named Rebecca who wore a green ribbon around her neck. Continue reading “The Young Woman With the Green Neck Ribbon”

Underwater Firepits

Once upon a time, a person who lived in a firepit had a conversation with a person who lived underwater.  Continue reading “Underwater Firepits”

The Slough of Despond

Once upon a time, a bunch of pilgrims were progressing when they wandered into the Slough of Despond, and immediately began to wallow and sink.  Continue reading “The Slough of Despond”

The Suspicious Old Woman

Once upon a time, there was an old woman who was suspicious of everyone.  Continue reading “The Suspicious Old Woman”

The Loneliest Lemming

Once upon a time, there was a lemming named Frederick, and he had a lot of friends. Continue reading “The Loneliest Lemming”

Felicity, the Awkward Fairy

Once upon a time, there was a fairy named Felicity and she was not ethereal at all. Continue reading “Felicity, the Awkward Fairy”

The Hidden Sister

Once upon a time, there was a lonely little girl named Kyla, who lived in a castle, and who was certain that she had a sister who was hidden somewhere in all of the many rooms. Continue reading “The Hidden Sister”

The Woman Who Loved Presents

Once upon a time, there was a young woman named Julie who loved to get presents. Continue reading “The Woman Who Loved Presents”

The Man Who Couldn’t Fool With Computers

Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn’t fool with computers. Continue reading “The Man Who Couldn’t Fool With Computers”

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Once upon a time, there was a boy who lived in a sheep-herding village, and his job was often to watch the sheep on the hill where they grazed. Continue reading “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”

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