Once upon a time, there was an old man named Rick who liked to read the paper at a certain Starbucks, which was in a Barnes & Noble.
Category: Fables For Adults
Stick In the Mud
Once upon a time, there was a stick in the mud, and he was up for anything!
Donna and Her Beanie Babies
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Donna who worked at the front desk of a dentist’s office and who loved Beanie Babies.
The Sad Fate of a Lonely Hamster
Once upon a time, there were two little hamsters who lived together in a burrow, and they were very much in love.
Big Dog, Little Dog
Once upon a time, there were two dogs who lived together in one house.
Marie and Don
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Marie, and she was married to a very healthy man named Don.
The Most Important Horse
Once upon a time, there was a horse named Bocephus* who lived in a stall, and who hated standing in his own pee.
James, the Rational Man
Once upon a time, there was a man named James who believed that every apparent mystery has a rational explanation, but some we just haven’t figured out yet.
Susan’s Last Day
Once upon a time, an imp appeared to Susan and said, “I strongly advise you to live today as if it is your last day on Earth, because I have it on good authority that tomorrow you will die.”
The Man Who Loved TV
Once upon a time, there was a man who loved to watch TV.
