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An active lifestyle is overrated.
Look how excited I’m not to go block-walking tonight. Of all the many, many things Ted Cruz can go fuck himself for, top of my list is making me leave my house on a Saturday night to go talk to actual people.
When I don’t feel like figuring out food, I often just drink room temperature soup directly out of the box for dinner. Does everyone do this, or is this one of those things that would upset a witness?
Ahhhhhhh @dbeckettnc made me THE BEST housewarming gift. #ding-dongs
There’s a road where I live named “Hairy Man Road,” which I thought was very strange. But it turns out there’s an explanation! Which is much, much stranger.
Safety first in the suburbs, y’all!!
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