“Hi…I was told you buy vehicles here to sell for parts?” “Maybe. What you got?” “Here she is, right here.” “Is that a trolley?”
No longer content with purses and ipods, minor New York thieves have been reaching new heights in snatch-and-run crimes. The disturbing new trends New Yorkers should be aware of include: Wee dogs. Any small, portable pet can fall prey to a snatching.
A couple nights ago, my purse was snatched by a tall, skinny kid with short dreads and fashionable jeans. At the time, I was standing on a deserted street corner at 3 a.m., fighting with a broken umbrella. I’d just had a martini the size of my head, and I was wearing headphones. Clearly, I […]